Hamburgers are a nasty food,

I don't like them, whatever my mood,

Made out of cow,

Get rid of them now!

That annoying Ray Kroc,

I'd rather eat a sock,

Than eat some of his meat,

Other foods are way more elite,

They tried to give it a new name

To hand it more fame,

The Liberty Sandwich,

There wasn't a switch,

It stayed the same,

Not really quite tame,

Infecting people,

It is seriously lame.