Heading into my first Russian River
fishing trip, I had expectations as big as Denali: I'd catch enough fish to
fill a freezer, and I would earn myself a super-cool fishing nickname. One of
the ones you get when you out-fish the more seasoned fishermen, like my dad and
big brother. Unfortunately, that isn't exactly what happened. Instead of
becoming the master of the rod and reel, I felt a little like the Baudelaire
children from Lemony Snicket's famous book series. And so, I like to call my first major fishing
trip: The Series of Unfortunate Events.
Unfortunate event number 1: Reaching
the Russian is always an adventure. It involves waking up just as the Alaskan
summer sun does, riding a very hazardous trail for a couple of miles, and
enduring a hike on foot for another mile or two. It isn't easy, but it's worth
it.
After
arriving at the spot where we stash our bikes and hike back to the river, we
put on our waders. I pulled mine on ready to go, but when I tried to walk, I
realized they were too small. My waders clung to my body like a leach. Each
step I took just cinched them tighter and tighter to my legs making it harder
and harder to walk. They didn't fit anywhere, but I didn't have any other
option. So, I just kept trudging on.
Unfortunate event number 2: We
finally reached the river, cold, but ready to fish. I had just set up my rod
and proceeded to step into the deeper section of the river when a tsunami's
worth of water flooded into my boots. Within seconds, my boots were full of the
Russian River, but that wasn't the only part of me that was getting wet. Water
was seeping into my waders through tiny holes at my thigh level. The strain of
the too tight waders being plastered onto my too tall frame was too much for
the material. It was, literally, bursting at the seams. I just had to make do
with what I had to work with, and that was the cold Russian River and a pair of
poor quality waders. At least the chilly water was keeping me awake and alert,
and my hopes of having an epic fishing experience were still alive. After all,
catching your limit of fish can remedy any bad day.
Unfortunate event number 3: Any good
fisherman knows that you work the river. It doesn't work you. That means you
have to move around and find the good holes. Sometimes you take a little break
from one spot to try another. I was
trying to do just that as I headed back to the bank. Unfortunately, the river
had other ideas.
The
rocks near the bank just happened to be covered in slippery algae, and you can
probably guess what happened next based on the way things were going for me
that morning. Yes, I slipped and fell into the water. If I didn't already know
what being wet and cold felt like before that moment, I, one hundred percent,
understood it as I surfaced. Everything, from the top of my head to my already
wrinkled toes, was soaked.
There
would be no super cool fishing name awarded that day. My pack would be as empty
as it arrived in, and my dreams of out-fishing anyone had been snuffed out in
the current of the river.
The
Russian beat me that day. However, even with my too small waders, even with my
entire body soaked and having caught nothing but a potential cold, I knew I
would be back the next morning, trying again. You see, there is a lesson to be
learned in every experience life hands you. This series of unfortunate events
taught me to keep on fishing. Even when things are tight and you have a hard
time moving forward, walk on. When you fall and feel miserable, get back up.
When you fail to reach your goal, set a new one. When you get overwhelmed by
things in life, take a break and then, get back on the river. Keep on fishing
and you will eventually catch something of worth.
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