Longtime closet resident Mr. Eureka vacuum, 6, died April 1, 2004, in the downstairs living room.

A memorial service will be held at 6:00 p.m. at the warehouse on the corner of Muldoon and Northern Lights.

Mr. Eureka vacuum was born on July 4, 1998, in Taiwan and shipped to the Wal-Mart in Wasilla, Alaska, where he was bought. He graduated from U.T.C (Under the Couch) University in Taiwan. His occupation and hobby was sucking up dust bunnies from under the couch. He married Mrs. Hoover January 1, 2001, he prefers to clean carpets from Mohawk.

Mr. Eureka vacuum liked to travel; he has been to the kitchen, the living room and has taken many tours through the bathroom. At the age of 5 he broke his handle and about a month later his cord ripped. On April 1, 2004, he choked on a dust bunny from under the refrigerator in the kitchen.

His wife Mrs. Hoover preceded him in death, and his brothers Dirt Devil and Whirlwind survived him.